lazy so far...
The ant worked industriously, the cricket pissed about. It was summer. Then winter came and the cricket was cold while the ant drank mulled wine.
The ant cricketed industriously, the work pissed about. Winter came. Then it was summer and the cricket was the ant while wine drank mulled cold.
The cricket worked industriously, winter came. Then it was summer while the ant was the ant. Cold drank mulled wine and the cricket pissed about.
Mulled summer cricketed industriously, the ant drank cold. Then winter came and it was summer. The cricket pissed wine while the ant worked about.
Sale of magic mushrooms is now banned in almost all western countries. The road to wonderland now runs through cow shit.